Week 3 Power Rankings

 Keeping it short and sweet this week with some quick one-sentence power rankings.

16. South Park Cows (-15)

The embarrassment of the league year-in and year-out, the South Park Cows lived up to their reputation and put up less than 150 points in two weeks of action...

15. Public Enemies (-4)

Once thought to be a fantasy heavyweight, Ryan teDuits has struggled mightily in his first two games as a member of the GDFFL, and things are bound to get worse as he juggles Marcus Mariota and Crab Legs Winston at the QB position.

14. BermDawgs (+1)

Despite some serious talent at receiver, Mainerd and Bermy are going to struggle all season with an incredibly top-heavy roster and limp-dick Trevor Lawrence starting in Dak's stead. 

13. Robinhoood the Anti-Larf (-10)

Huge preseason expectations for Harry Balls appear to have been unjustified, as his roster of big-name studs have all the flash but no filler...

12. Sport Ball (+4)

A blockbuster deal with Chris Larfley this week has surely upgraded his roster, but Sock Gavel's still below-average running back duo of Jeff Wilson and Eno Benjamin will continue to doom his playoff hopes.

11. whoisblockedbyjames9 (-6)

There's reason to believe that Newman can overcome his lackluster start, but uninspiring performances from Burrow and Ekeler are certainly cause for concern.

10. The Scott Squad (-8)

Another group with high expectations entering the season, Brian's receiving corps leaves A LOT to be desired and severely limits his weekly upside.

9. Chris Larfley (+5)

The aforementioned blockbuster trade brought Josh Allen to Larf's crew, creating a dynamic QB-WR pairing with J Jettas that will strike fear in opponents.

8. SlothBucket (+1)

Tyler's team is lucky to be sitting at 2-0 with some poopy players in his lineup (including Geno Smith at QB) but might be able to ride Stefon Diggs to a bunch of victories.

7. Keegs (-)

Probably the most surprising placement of these power rankings, Keegs sits at 0-2 but has a roster with huge upside and no identifiable weaknesses - and has yet to make any ill-advised trades.

6. Mother of Dogs (-2)

Two wins doesn't change the fact that Ed is starting not one, but TWO Chicago Bears this week, which is a huge red flag and an indication that his hot start will be coming to an end very soon.

5. Thing (+7)

At 2-0, Rump Thing is performing much better than expected but still has some glaring weaknesses at running back and flex that he'll need to patch up if he hopes to continue rolling.

4. Yung Yerma (+2)

Xerxes is rocking with a pretty scary lineup of Mahomes, Barkley, and Davante Adams, but the re-emergence of Amari Cooper as a legit WR1 put them in the conversation for championship contender status.

3. Shoe Leather Express (+1)

Don't get me wrong, I don't like the wishy-washy Simon Chandler even remotely, but his tandem of Chubb and Amon-Ra has looked borderline unstoppable.

2. COLON Kaepernick (+11)

Admittedly I'm tired of Dave Scott being excellent at fantasy every single season. He's like the anti-Evan.

1. Bigger Burss (+9)

It's looking like Ethan might not lose a game this season and is easily the front-runner for Rookie of the Year.